what makes a social networking site better than a cup of tea

or vice versa.

1) Your cup of tea can give you a nasty burn. Your social network can call you an idiot, close your account and sent you a virus, which will ruin your laptop.

2) Your cup of tea will never try to convince you to pay 1000$ for diet pills in Chinese.

3) Your cup of tea will never fotoshop your head on the body of Boy George and share  it with friends. 

4) You don’t need to friend your cup of tea to read its ingridients. 

5) You cup of tea will never keep you up to 4 a.m. to take one last sip.

6) You can drink your cup of tea even if Internet connection failed.

but,

7) Your classmates will never find you through the cup of tea. Even the big one.

8 ) Your cup of tea is not funny. People are.

9) Your cup of tea will never wish you happy birthday. Well, it can, but then you’re in a big trouble.

It’s your choice enterily, but I’m a little thirsty right now…