what’s the nutter butter, eh?

Just click that yummy-redly colored-movie followed little button

Ahaha, that’s the road of no return. you will sing this song for the rest of your life, and – the worst – highly enjoy it.
no peanut butter for you.

spring, oh spring.

I heard about autumn and winter depression. Something about not enough sunlight or as such. I can understand that, ok.
But I – some lunatic I am – have a spring depression. And every year, when flowers are starting to bloom, I fall into that melancholic, miserable state and remain in it until first leafs become yellowish around the edges.
My condition only worsens, when I see that everybody else seems to enjoy themselves. Wearing hideous swimsuits, sunbathing to the kinda orange color, going to the sea.
While I stay with my pale – somewhat blueish – skin, stiff upper lip and long-sleeves.
No, that year I decided – enough is enough. I will drag myself – by the hair if necessary – from the house into some tennis court. Buy auto-tan or something similar. And wear the dress. You know, that summer-like kind of dress.
After one day outside I developed the rash all along my arms and legs. Even my neck.
It seems – or at least doctors say so – I’m allergic to the sun.
To the sun.
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I really really want to live on the Moon.

facebook vs. kids

 

I’m a little bit in awe. Facebook policy tells me that if a person is under 18 and not in high school or college, he or she can’t use Facebook (or Service or Team or Just Call Me Master, whatever, not talking about self-esteem issues here). Well, how kids of 17 and not in college are any different from same kids in college? Well, besides the obvious. It’s really really sad, that Facebook judge people on their level of intelligence – isn’t it ironic, that I misspelled that word, but thanks to Microsoft Word, you will never know it.

Really, what if I have finished high school in 17 and than started working for the CSI? Can I use Facebook even if I’m not in college? But, well, if I work for CSI I can probably close the site.

Facebook claims that it’s done to protect children. I guess, I don’t know half as much about colleges as Facebook does. Are there any maturity courses, which designed to make you Real Adult or something? I would really like to take those. Always thought that broken noses are charming.    

It’s just bad taste for the site with numerous groups with dumb blondes to deny an access for poor kids.